It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Goes Jihad (2006)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

Quotes 

• Dee Reynolds : [to Frank]  Why can't you die and leave us your money like normal parents of America?

• Dee Reynolds : I haven't seen you for a month, and I'm standing here in a neck brace. Are you gonna ask me how I'm doing... or what happened... or...

  Mrs. Reynolds : I assume you did something stupid.

  Dee Reynolds : Dennis ran me over with his car!

  Mrs. Reynolds : There you go again! Don't you think it's about time you start taking responsibility for your actions?

  Dee Reynolds : I...

  Mrs. Reynolds : [interrupting her]  I want my possessions returned.

  [Barbara feeds her dog some food from a plate] 

  Dee Reynolds : I was eating that, mother!

  Mrs. Reynolds : I've been running around. I haven't had time to feed the dog. Could you stop thinking about yourself for once? And besides, you don't need it, sweetie.

  [Dee gasps, squeals, and storms off] 

  Mrs. Reynolds : Well that's attractive. Maybe if you took a bit more pride in your appearance you could find a man, and then you wouldn've have to steal from your mother. I mean, look at your skin, Deandra. Christ, there is a sun in Philadelphia.