American Dad! (TV Series)

Iced, Iced Babies (2006)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan

Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : Roger, your lecture today was just ideological nonsense.

  Roger the Alien : Oh, really? You've just earned yourself a week of detention!

  Hayley Smith : There's no detention in college.

  Roger the Alien : Oh, right. Well, then I'm taking 50 points from Gryffindor!

• Stan Smith : A world without children. Future generations will thank us!

• Stanley Smith : [Talking to Roger]  You're the Adam Sandler of this house and nobody wants punch drunk love, just give us waterboy

• Francine Smith : It's so cute that Steve has a little girlfriend.

  Stan Smith : Well don't tell Debbie about her because she'll eat her.

• Stan Smith : I feel like Tara Reid on an average Tuesday!

• Francine Smith : I'm *having* a *baby*.

  Stan Smith : No!

  [Francine pepper sprays in Stan's eyes] 

  Stan Smith : My eyes!

  [Stan runs into the door] 

  Stan Smith : My mouth!

  [Stan runs back into the side table] 

  Stan Smith : My back!

  [Stan looks at a dead plant on the dresser] 

  Stan Smith : My begonia!

  [Stan accidentally turns on the radio, My Sharona plays] 

  Stan Smith : "My Sharona"!

  [Stan backs up into the television, accidentally turning on My Best Friend's Wedding] 

  Stan Smith : My Best Friend's Wedding! Ah, my eyes again!