- Hank Hill: Hey Kahn, is Bobby doin' homework with Connie?
- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: What you think? He over here begging for answers? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But seriously, Hank, I see him on street corner downtown.
- Hank Hill: Dang it!
- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: You may not have perspective on this, being hillbilly redneck, but it bring shame on your family.
- Spongie: Wash your window?
- Hank Hill: Spongie? What are you doin' over here? This isn't your neck of the woods.
- Spongie: No money for Spongie! Too many people! Took my spot!
- Hank Hill: Dang, that ain't right. You've been there for years.
- Spongie: Since Ronald Reagan kicked me out of my mental hospital.
- Hank Hill: Well
- [sighs]
- Hank Hill: , it was complicated Spongie. Dutch was tryin' to win a Cold War and...
- Derek: Cut the crap, dude.
- [tries to take Bobby's flyers]
- Hank Hill: I wouldn't do that. If I were you, I would get out of here right now.
- Derek: Oh, or what? You'll tell my mom?
- [Derek and his gang laugh chock-fully]
- Hank Hill: No, I'll kick your ass, up one side of the street and down the other.
- [Hank stares at Derek with an intimidating wince]
- Derek: This place is weak.
- Bobby Hill: So that's it? I don't get a say in what I get to wear?
- Hank Hill: Not when I'm payin' for it.
- Bobby Hill: I'd pay for it, but I don't have any money.
- Hank Hill: That's too bad, because if you did, I couldn't tell you what to spend it on.
- Bobby Hill: Really?
- Hank Hill: Well sure. Someone who makes his own money is his own man.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.: Don't be such a cheapskate Hank Hill. You and Peggy made him look like you. The least you could do is buy him nice pants.
- Hank Hill: Well, I hate those pants more than life itself, but I can't tell you about that because I didn't buy 'em.