The Sarah Silverman Program. (2007–2010)

Brian Posehn: Brian Spukowski

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Quotes 

• Sarah Silverman : I just tried to be like the others / But I pooped instead / I tried to join in with my brothers / I pooped instead / And I wish it never happened, that's what I wish / And I also wish so many things...

  Sarah Silverman : I wish every child had a mother / That's what I wish / I wish we could love one another / If I had one wish / And I wish all the nations belonged to one world / And I wish all religion was love.

  Sarah Silverman : And I wish the retarded... were re-smarted / That's what I wish.

  [fade to white] 

  Black God : Hello, Sarah.

  Sarah Silverman : Are you God's black friend?

  Black God : Sarah, your song was so passionate, so selfless. It has risen above the sound of a billion prayers. I want you to pick one wish, and I will grant it. All you have to do is choose.

  [Sarah nods, fade to white] 

  Steve : I heard brunch is an escape from ...

  [farts] 

  All : Ew!

  Brian : See, I always thought it was more a matter of ...

  [farts] 

  All : Gross!

  Sarah Silverman : You guys are both wrong. According to Newsweek, brunch comes from the Latin ...

  [farts]