Meredith Henderson: Shirley Holmes

Quotes 

• Shirley Holmes : Bo, I called the hospital. The band "Oath" replaced - they all came down with food poisoning.

  Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk : What? You were on the phone checking out the other band while Zack was playing?

  Shirley Holmes : Yeah. Don't you find it strange that Zack didn't know about it?

  Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk : No!

  Molly Hardy : What's strange is that you prefer ecoli bacteria to having fun.

• Shirley Holmes : There's something really strange, though. Zack knew yesterday "Oath" was going to be playing here.

  Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk : Why is that strange?

  Shirley Holmes : The D.J.'s equipment wasn't stolen until last night. That's the second accident.

• [Zack had a motorcycle accident while listening to a recording of "Power" on his Walkman] 

  Shirley Holmes : "Power" is the only 'Oath' song Zack didn't write and, the thing is, it's awful and Zack knows it.

  Francis Boris 'Bo' Sawchuk : So why would he be singing it?

  Shirley Holmes : Why is he *listening* to it?

• Molly Hardy : Anyway, there's no trail that leads to me, just to the actor and I have a little secret on him, so he'll never implicate me.

  Shirley Holmes : I will.

  Molly Hardy : And then I'll have to expose you. I'll put your face all over the internet. Your mysteries are what drives you, but if people recognize you everywhere you go, you're finished... aren't you? So, as usual, Holmes, just when you think you've caught me, I escape.

• [last lines] 

  Shirley Holmes : I know, now that Molly's operating on the internet, she can spread her evil anywhere. I don't know how I can stop her, but I know I have to - whenever and wherever she shows up again.