Weeds (TV Series)
Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood (2006)
Hunter Parrish: Silas Botwin
Quotes
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Silas Botwin : Why do you have a home pregnancy test?
Nancy Botwin : D-do you *want* me to kill you?
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Nancy Botwin : [about Megan being pregnant] How did this happen?
Silas Botwin : You don't wanna hear it.
Nancy Botwin : Oh, but I really do.
Silas Botwin : If I had to bet on it, I'd say it was three weeks ago in my room. Doggy style. When I pulled out the condom was gone. Megan has really strong muscles, must've sucked the thing right off.
Nancy Botwin : Ah-ahh. Stop, stop, stop.
Silas Botwin : You asked. You want to be the cool Mom.
Nancy Botwin : No. No, I don't. There are a million things in this world I want to be. 'Cool Mom,' nowhere on that list.
Silas Botwin : [Megan shows her the pregnancy test; positive] Well, I hope Grandma's on that list.