- Mr. Van Driessen: OK, let's see, who hasn't gone yet? Beavis! Are you ready to inspire us with your report?
- Butt-head: [awakens Beavis by slapping him] You're next, dillhole!
- Mr. Van Driessen: Come on, Beavis! Stand up and tell us about the woman you admire the most!
- Beavis: Um... oh yeah... OK.
- Mr. Van Driessen: Go ahead! Reveal to us the identity of this profoundly influential female!
- Beavis: Oh yeah! Um, uh... oh yeah. My mom!
- Butt-head: You wuss.
- Mr. Van Driessen: Butt-head, I hope your report is a little more wider in scope than Beavis's.
- Butt-head: The woman I admire most, is... uh... Beavis's mom.