Psych (TV Series)

Shawn vs. the Red Phantom (2006)

Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara

Quotes 

• Juliet O'Hara : I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

  Shawn Spencer : Ooh, then never ask your boyfriend if he thinks your sister's hot.

  Juliet O'Hara : I don't have a sister.

  Shawn Spencer : How about a boyfriend?

• Juliet O'Hara : His name is Malone Breyfogle.

  Shawn Spencer : Malone Breyfogle? I'll tell you this much: kid's been lifted up by his underwear more than once.

• Juliet O'Hara : You're not hired. I can't pay you. If it turns out there's something to it, I'll make sure you get put on the case. That's all I can do.

  Shawn Spencer : Juliet, I'm quite sure we could work out some kind of services exchange. You see I like to do some sketching myself and sometimes I need a model.

  Juliet O'Hara : Huh!

  [gets up and walks from the room] 

  Shawn Spencer : Was that inappropriate?... Felt ok.

• Juliet O'Hara : Any progress?

  Shawn Spencer : I picked up Malone's astral trail - that's what it's called. It leads to a hotel across from the convention center. Room 428, oak door, can't miss it.

  Juliet O'Hara : That's more specific than usual.

  Shawn Spencer : Sometimes the spirits are in a giving mood. Now you won't find Malone, but I sense some seriously dark juju-mo-gumbo went down in there.

• Juliet O'Hara : Where are you?

  Shawn Spencer : On the phone. Where are you?

• Juliet O'Hara : [handing Shawn her notes]  Take a look at that. Tell me what you think.

  Shawn Spencer : Flower doodle in the upper-right hand corner is excellent. This horse at the bottom doesn't look anything like My Little Pony.

  Juliet O'Hara : The writing not the... That's a dog. I draw when I get anxious.

  Shawn Spencer : I think you made a wise decision not going into animation.

• Juliet O'Hara : You cannot be in the Chief's office!

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, come on, she's not gonna know. You notice how no one ever looks in here? Why is that? What are you guys so afraid of? It's like the belly bias. She's actually a pretty kick-back lady when you give her a chance. I mean, look what she's done with this place - it's really warm in here. I know I can't stay away. And have you tried this chair?

  Juliet O'Hara : Okay, you have five seconds to get your butt out of...

  [Juliet stops, looks down at her case notes] 

  Juliet O'Hara : Actually, you know what? Stay right there.

  Shawn Spencer : Ooh, indecisive. I like it.