Psych (TV Series)
Weekend Warriors (2006)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Receptionist : Mr. Guster? I know you said you didn't want to be interrupted, but there's a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Crunch?
[Shawn enters, dressed in a Civil War uniform]
Shawn Spencer : Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.
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Shawn Spencer : What the hell is a "Mascomb"?
Gus : It was a very common name of the era.
[Shawn stares at Gus]
Gus : History Channel.
Shawn Spencer : ESPN, Gus. Channel 206. I'm begging you.
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Juliet O'Hara : What the hell are you guys doing?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Sally was the target. Shawn's going to put on that dress and wait for someone to shoot him.
Shawn Spencer : Right, but... the plan sounds a lot better when you DON'T say it like that.
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[upon seeing Lassiter in costume]
Gus : Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?
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Carlton Lassiter : If I'm wrong, I'll hold a press conference where you are both cordially invited to say, "I told you so."
Shawn Spencer : Okay.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Sounds fair.
Shawn Spencer : Can I wear your face wig?
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [looks at battlefield reconstruction on the air hockey table] What is this?
Shawn Spencer : The battlefield.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Based on what?
Shawn Spencer : The briefing board at the police station.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You did this from memory?
Shawn Spencer : Yes.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You said you saw it for two minutes.
Shawn Spencer : Right. Two whole minutes.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You got problems.
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Shawn Spencer : Now, I ask you. Who goes out onto the battlefield without their boots?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Maybe someone has bunions.
Shawn Spencer : Bunions, Gus? Really, that's what you bring to the table? I'm trying to solve a murder here.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I deal with bunions at work every day, Shawn. They hurt people!