Psych (TV Series)
Weekend Warriors (2006)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : And don't think I didn't see you trying to throw M&M's into the injured soldiers' mouths.
Shawn Spencer : First off, those were Skittles and they have a rainbow of flavors.
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Carlton Lassiter : For your edification, the reenactment of the ba...
Shawn Spencer : Edification?
Carlton Lassiter : Yeah, edification.
Shawn Spencer : Is that legal? Like, in public? Public edification's legal?
Carlton Lassiter : It means "for your information."
Shawn Spencer : Well, why didn't you just say that?
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Karen Vick : Shawn, unless you can give us a name, I'm afraid he's right this time.
Shawn Spencer : Fine, I'll get you a name.
[to Lassiter]
Shawn Spencer : And I'm going to get you a woman.
[leaves]
Carlton Lassiter : *Afraid* he's right? *This* time?
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Carlton Lassiter : This case is personal. One of my soldiers was killed on my watch and I, not you, am going to clean it up. We clear?
Shawn Spencer : I wouldn't have gone with something as traditional as "We clear?" You could have gone foreign: "Comprende?" "Capisce?" Could have had a little fun with it: "You dig my gist, Sweetpants?" These are just suggestions.
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Carlton Lassiter : If I'm wrong, I'll hold a press conference where you are both cordially invited to say, "I told you so."
Shawn Spencer : Okay.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Sounds fair.
Shawn Spencer : Can I wear your face wig?
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Carlton Lassiter : [to Shawn] Great. You found a pencil. Now we can all take the SAT's.
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Karen Vick : [after Shawn reveals details about Poe's wound] How do you know that?
Shawn Spencer : Lassie, you wanna take this one?
Carlton Lassiter : [annoyed] He had an "episode" in the hall.