- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr., Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
- Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Hey you stupid knights in stupid, stupid armor! Give me back Numbuh 3, or else!
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [to Numbuh 5 after Numbuh 4 went into the sandcastle by catapult] So, uh, you next?
- Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Are you *nuts*? I'm going through the front door.
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [Follows her] Eh, works for me.
- Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Kuki, your not gonna marry that dork are you?
- Kuki Sanban: Of course not! We're just pretending.
- King Sandy: Pretending? The king does not pretend. The king *never* pretends.
- Kuki Sanban: What are you, nuts? I can't get married for real. I'm like 10 years old!
- Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr., Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: [in unison] Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!