Spider-Man (TV Series)
Spiderman Meets Skyboy (1969)
Paul Soles: Peter Parker, News reporter, Spider-Man, Dr. Irving Caldwell
Quotes
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[during his patrol of the city]
Spider-Man : Ho hum, nothing doing tonight, guess I can safely turn back and do some homework for a change.
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[first sighting of Skyboy]
Spider-Man : Hey, what's that? Holy flying catfish! Another superhero... or I'm a hallucinating webhead!
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[while chasing Skyboy]
Spider-Man : Great Golly-wockles! He can really fly! I wonder who he is. I don't recognize the costume at all. Hey you! What's the big idea of butting in on my turf!
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[after seeing the first photo of Skyboy on the front page of the Evening Star]
J. Jonah Jameson : Look at that, the biggest story of the year and we're scooped by the Evening Star! Well, Parker, what've you got to say for yourself? Any excuse?
Peter Parker : Golly Mr. Jameson, I... well, gee-whiz.
J. Jonah Jameson : I thought so. Goofing off, again. I just don't know, Parker. Why do I keep you on my payroll?
Peter Parker : But, I ...
J. Jonah Jameson : Enough! Get out there and get a picture of this mysterious new superhero battling Spider-Man, and don't let me see your face again until you do! Now, get out!
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[upon capturing both Spidey and Skyboy]
Dr. Zap : So, my little trap has netted two birds instead of one. How nice of you to drop in.
Spider-Man : Save the compliments. I didn't quite get the name on the invitation, but you must be ...
Dr. Zap : Dr. Zap, at your service.
[emits electricity by clapping his hands together]
Spider-Man : Hey, that's quite a trick, Doc, but I'd hate to have your electric bill. Now, how's about showing us the way out before I feed you a jaw full of fist!
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[after rescuing Skyboy and his father]
Jan Caldwell : Gee, Spidey, I sure misjudged you. If it hadn't been for you, we'd be ? well ...
Spider-Man : Gosh, forget it, kid, my pleasure; but no more Skyboy stuff from now on, okay? One costumed crimefighter is plenty for this town.
