- Kingpin: Farewell, Spider-Man, you were my best opponent; but even your strength is no match for 300 pounds of solid muscle.
- [after draining a water chamber with Spider-Man inside]
- Winkler: Five minutes are up. He should be soggy enough by now. Even Spider-Man can't hold his breath for five minutes.
- [finds Spider-Man has spun a water-tight web cocoon around himself]
- Winkler: Hey! What gives?
- Spider-Man: [bursts from web cocoon] Ahh, that's better. The air in there was getting a bit stale.
- Winkler: Spider-Man! He ain't drowned!
- Spider-Man: No! I ain't!
- [Socks Winkler unconscious]
- [after Spidey survives his water chamber]
- Kingpin: Spider-Man? But, how did you ...
- Spider-Man: Clean living, fats!