- Oliver Oken: [Walks up to Girl] My Robbie name is hi
- [back up]
- Oliver Oken: No... wait...
- [steps forward]
- Oliver Oken: My Oliver name is hi.
- Miley Stewart: [has to parasail in a chicken suit] You are one evil little boy.
- Rico: No time for flattery.
- Oliver Oken: [about to walk into the cafeteria] Wait, I forgot something.
- Miley Stewart: What?
- Oliver Oken: My name!
- Miley Stewart: It rhymes with trolley.
- Oliver Oken: Oh I need more than that!
- Miley Stewart: [has to parasail in a chicken suit] You are one evil little boy.
- Rico: Too late for flattery.
- Oliver Oken: Oh, so Becca Weller wants to take a ride on the Olly Trolly? DING... ding... a-ding-a-ding-ding.
- [trying to help Oliver]
- Jackson Stewart: Aw c'mon. Aren't you the one always going "Are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only ten I see."
- Robbie Stewart: I walked right up to her and said, My Robbie name is hi.
- Oliver Oken: And it worked?
- Robbie Stewart: Like a charm, the thing you have to remember it's not what you say but having the guts to say anything
- Becca Weller: But why were you in my gym locker?
- Miley Stewart: [in a chicked costume] Cause I'm a baaaaad chicken!
- Miley Stewart: The Important thing is you're still SMOKEN OKEN!
- Lilly Truscott: You leave the ladies heart broken.
- Miley and Lilly: And everybody knows that we're not just jokin'! A wiki-wiki what? and a wiki-wiki Bye! A wiki-wiki what? And a wiki-wiki bye!
- Oliver Oken: You guys are right, When it rhymes, It Makes Sense! You made my life a wrecka so I'm dumping you Becca!
- Miley and Lilly: You Made His Life A wrecka sohe's dumping you Becca!
- Miley Stewart: I don't read minds... I read... you're PDA. That I stole from your gym locker.
- Becca Weller: Why would you do that?
- Miley Stewart: 'Cause i'm a BAAAD chicken!
- Miley Stewart: And the important thing is that your still Smokin' Oken.
- Lily Truscott: You leave the ladies heart broken.
- Lily Truscott: A Wiki-Wiki hi,
- Miley Stewart: And a Wiki-Wiki bye.
- Lily Truscott: A Wiki-Wiki hi,
- Miley Stewart: And a Wiki-Wiki bye.
- Oliver Oken: When it rymes, it makes sense.You made my life a wreck-a so I'm dumping you, Becca. You made my life a wreck-a
- Lily Truscott: so he's dumping YOU, Becca. A Wiki-Wiki hi...
- Miley Stewart: And a Wiki-Wiki, What the heck are you wearing?
- Miley Stewart: This is gonna be Oliver's first girlfriend since kindergarten.
- [holds back lughter and looks at Lilly]
- Lilly Truscott: Look! I only held his hand because I wanted to borrow his crayons! It was the 64 pack, WITH THE SHARPENER!
- Jackson Stewart: Are you from Tennesse? Cause you're the only ten I see.
- Cooper: I got one. Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I sippi!
- [laughs]