Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Cow Tipping (1994)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-head : Hey Beavis, I heard that if you like push a cow while it's sleeping, cool stuff happens.

  Beavis : Like what?

  Butt-head : Err, it falls over.

• Beavis : Getting kicked in the nads by a cow sucks.

  Butt-head : Uh, that's not a real cow, dude. That's like a deer.

• Chainsaw-wielding Farmer : Uhh, what are you boys doing with my cow?

  Butt-head : Uhh, your cow's, like, broken, sir.

  Beavis : COME ON, BUTT-HEAD! GET IT OFF! I GOTTA PEE, COME ON! GET IT OFF ME!

  Chainsaw-wielding Farmer : Well, the poor dumb creature was born and bred for slaughter. So I's reckon there ain't no harm done in accelerating it's departure from God's earth. Let me get my chainsaw.

  Butt-head : This is gonna be cool!

  Chainsaw-wielding Farmer : Oh yeah!

  [He starts laughing as he goes to get his chainsaw] 

  Chainsaw-wielding Farmer : Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

  [He fires up the chainsaw] 

  Chainsaw-wielding Farmer : Better stand aside, boy! This liable to get messy!

  [He begins to lower the chainsaw towards Beavis' head] 

  Beavis : AHHH! NOT ME! THE COW!

  [the scene fades to black, with the sound of the farmer laughing still being heard]