Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Choke (1994)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-head : [choking]  Beavis! Beavis! I'm choking!

  Beavis : Yeah, so. What do you want me to do about it?

  Butt-head : Call 911!

  Beavis : Why don't you call? You're closer.

  Butt-head : You're closer, dumb-ass.

  Beavis : Oh, yeah.

• 911 Operator : 911, what's your emergency?

  Beavis : Butt-head's choking... on chicken.

  911 Operator : Ok, have you heimliched the victim?

  Beavis : Did I lick his rectum? NO WAY! Well one time we were playing truth or dare and...

  911 Operator : Sir, do you want to save your friend's life?

  Beavis : Ummmmmm, he's not really my friend.

  [hangs up]