Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Tainted Meat (1994)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-head : Damnit Beavis, put that away. You're not supposed to have your penis out when you're cooking.

• Customer : OK, I want two cheeseburgers, two fries, a coke, and an apple pie.

  Butt-head : [hesitates]  Uhhhh... what?

  Customer : I said, two cheeseburgers, two fries, a coke and an apple pie.

  Butt-head : Uhhh, could you order like, less stuff?

• Butt-head : Face it Beavis, you have a problem with your penis. Maybe you should wash it or something.

  Beavis : With water? No way, then it'll get all wet.

  Butt-head : Life is hard Beavis.