Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Dream On (1995)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [Beavis in fantasy where he's a highway cop] 

  Butt-head : [over radio]  Uh, roger Baker 1.

  Beavis : The suspect passed a stop sign. So I pulled him over and kicked his ass.

  [Beavis kicks his ass] 

• Butt-head : [mocking The Brady Bunch theme]  Here's a story, of a guy named Butt-Head, he was horny for three very lovely girls.

  Beavis : Then along came, a guy named Beavis, he was horny too.

• Beavis : [after both waking up]  Hey Butt-head, I dreamt we were in school, do you think that counts for attendance?

  Butt-head : I guess so, was I there?

  Beavis : Yeah.

  Butt-head : Cool.

  [both fall back asleep]