Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Eric Punches Drake (2007)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
Quotes
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[first lines; in split screens]
Josh Nichols : Why do people at school always gossip and spread rumors?
Drake Parker : A couple weeks ago I was bored at school, so I started telling people stuff about Josh.
Josh Nichols : This story started going around that I eat squirrels.
Drake Parker : I told everyone Josh was on this new squirrel diet.
Josh Nichols : And then the rumors got even worse!
Drake Parker : Then I made up worse stuff.
Josh Nichols : Somehow, people got the idea that after I eat the squirrels I use their fur to make my own underwear.
Drake Parker : It was all lies.
Josh Nichols : Oh, the-the new rumor about me - and I don't get this one at all - i-it said I have an extra toe growin' out of m' belly button.
Drake Parker : People will believe anything.
Josh Nichols : For crying out loud, my belly button is toeless! You can ask my swim coach. He's seen it!
Drake Parker : Rumors are fun.
Josh Nichols : It's so untrue!
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Josh Nichols : [about Eric] Drake, y-you're not mad, are you?
Drake Parker : No, I'm not mad. Craig didn't mean to him me.
Craig : I'M Craig!
Drake Parker : [scoffs, like...] It matters.