Psych (TV Series)

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece (2006)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : If I find you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I find at you.

  Shawn Spencer : What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacreligious to me, don't you think?

• Juliet O'Hara : [about Shawn]  You're not going to shoot him are you?

  Carlton Lassiter : I haven't decided yet.

• Juliet O'Hara : [on Lassiter's theory of the crime]  It does seem very elaborate.

  McNab : And just a bit far-fetched.

  Carlton Lassiter : Are you a detective? Why are you here?

  McNab : You asked for all of us to come.

  Carlton Lassiter : Oh, well, officer, since you're such an expert on fetching, why don't you go fetch me a cup of coffee?

• Carlton Lassiter : Listen to me Spencer. The department's reputation is on the line with this one. If I catch you anywhere near this case I will throw every book I can find at you.

  Shawn Spencer : What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that, too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?