Christopher Hatfield: Joel

Quotes 

• Abby Suffin : Alright. Well, I'll see you Thursday.

  Joel Larsen : Thursday? Uh, what about Wednesday? I mean, I wanna roll here.

  Abby Suffin : I'm sorry, I'm going to a concert. I'm gonna see James Brown.

  Joel Larsen : Oh, I love James Brown.

  Abby Suffin : You do?

  Joel Larsen : Yeah! The Godfather of Soul. Soul brother number one. Hardest working man in show business.

  Joel : [voice over]  ... and in 1989, inmate number 384215.

• Joel Larsen : Let's just say I'm holding out, 'til I find someone who completes me.

  [Abby looks impressed] 

  Joel : [voice over]  Thank you, Jerry Maguire.

• Abby Suffin : Brett can be a pain in the ass. But despite all his faults, I just feel better when he's around. It's like that thing you said to me. He completes me.

  Joel : [voice over]  Damn you, Jerry Maguire!