Josh Wise: Pat Brody

Quotes 

• Abby Suffin : Hi, are either one of you Joel Larsen?

  Pat Brody : I'm Joel Larsen.

  Joel Larsen : [steps in front of Pat]  Actually... I'm Joel Larsen.

  Abby Suffin : Hi! I'm Abby Suffin, your tutor. You can just call me Abby.

  Joel Larsen : Oh, and you could just call me Joel Larsen.

• Isabelle Meyers : Her top doesn't even match her skirt.

  Pat Brody : That's it! I gotta start failing biology.

• Pat Brody : But you know who I lost my virginity to...! Who is it?

  Joel Larsen : You're always telling me you don't wanna know about your future.

  Pat Brody : I know, but this is about sex.

  Joel Larsen : Okay, I'll give you a hint. It's someone you see every day.

  [Pat starts to see flashes of girls he sees every day. The one he lands on is Isabelle] 

• Pat Brody : [to Isabelle]  Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get you a brownie. It's sweet and it's nutty, like you.

• Pat Brody : Alright, Millie wouldn't give me a brownie, but I got you a fruitie jello cup. It's like you - it's colorful, and... it's got grapes in it.

  Isabelle Meyers : Okay, Fruitcup, keep this up and I will kick your ass.

• Joel Larsen : She just asked me out, right?

  Isabelle Meyers : Yeah, she did.

  Pat Brody : That's awesome!

  Isabelle Meyers : This is a bad idea.

  Pat Brody : Oh, horrible. Terrible idea.

• Pat Brody : No, thanks, I already have a girlfriend.

  Joel Larsen : Okay, as hot as Gigi is, you do know she's imaginary?

  Pat Brody : Not Gigi. I'm talking about Isabelle.

  Joel Larsen : Isabelle...? Does she know this?

  Pat Brody : No, but you did tell me I lost my virginity to her.

  Joel Larsen : [laughs]  No, I didn't! I said, you lose it to someone you see every day.

  [Pat sees a new flash, but this time he walks past Isabelle and ends up on the cleaning lady] 

  Malena : Good bye, Mr. Pat.

  Joel Larsen : [in reality]  Hello, Malena!