Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Once in Love with Amy (1994)

Will Friedle: Eric Matthews

Quotes 

• Eric Matthews : You know the big difference between guys and girls? Girls want committment, guys want girls.

  Cory Matthews : What's the matter with committment?

  Eric Matthews : You are so eleven.

• Cory Matthews : If there's no bowling league why is my mom going out with this big, heavy-

  [Cory picks up Amy's bowling bag and stops when it registers that it lacks a bowling ball] 

  Cory Matthews : Eric, something's wrong. This doesn't weigh anything.

  Eric Matthews : Maybe Mom forgot her ball.

  [They open the bag and pull out two red heels] 

  Shawn Hunter : And if those are bowling shoes there should be a number on the back just above the spike heel.

  Cory Matthews : Eric, what does this mean?

  Eric Matthews : [Eric pulls out a slinky, short, black dress]  It means Mom's going to be flashing some leg when she picks up that 7-10 split.

  Cory Matthews : [Cory takes out a matchbook and reads it]  "La Buggy-a."

  Eric Matthews : La Bugia? That's that fancy dinner place seniors always take their prom dates.

  Cory Matthews : Why would Mom be going there?

  Eric Matthews : Maybe Mom's dating a senior. I mean, everybody else is.