Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Once in Love with Amy (1994)

Rider Strong: Shawn Hunter

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : [Minkus is devastated after he gives a wrong answer in class]  So what. So you're not a genius any more.

  Stuart Minkus : Right. Now I'm just a brainless, pathetic moron without a clue.

  Shawn Hunter : Trust me. It's not so bad.

  Stuart Minkus : [they go over the problem again, but Minkus is inconsolable]  Look at me. What have I become?

  Shawn Hunter : A brainless, pathetic moron. We just went over this material.

  Stuart Minkus : They say the short-term memory is the first thing to go.

  Cory Matthews : Who says that?

  Stuart Minkus : I forgot!

• Cory Matthews : If there's no bowling league why is my mom going out with this big, heavy-

  [Cory picks up Amy's bowling bag and stops when it registers that it lacks a bowling ball] 

  Cory Matthews : Eric, something's wrong. This doesn't weigh anything.

  Eric Matthews : Maybe Mom forgot her ball.

  [They open the bag and pull out two red heels] 

  Shawn Hunter : And if those are bowling shoes there should be a number on the back just above the spike heel.

  Cory Matthews : Eric, what does this mean?

  Eric Matthews : [Eric pulls out a slinky, short, black dress]  It means Mom's going to be flashing some leg when she picks up that 7-10 split.

  Cory Matthews : [Cory takes out a matchbook and reads it]  "La Buggy-a."

  Eric Matthews : La Bugia? That's that fancy dinner place seniors always take their prom dates.

  Cory Matthews : Why would Mom be going there?

  Eric Matthews : Maybe Mom's dating a senior. I mean, everybody else is.