The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XVII (2006)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney, Ralph Wiggum

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : This Krusty-brand-alarm-clock sprays acid in your face.

  [Uses it on Milhouse] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Ouww! You already showed me before!

• Bart Simpson : Dad, you're eating Dr. Phil.

  Homer Simpson : It's amazing; he tastes just like Jeffrey Tambor.

• Lisa Simpson : Bart did your mystical Jewish monster beat up those bullies?

  Bart Simpson : Oh, it's always the Jew's fault!

• Bart Simpson : Finally, someone who will do everything I say.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Hey, Bart. I shaved my head just like you told me.

  Bart Simpson : Go away.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Yes, Master.

• Bart Simpson : [Golem kicks a hole in Bart's bedroom wall]  Can't you read my writing? I didn't say "Kick Homer's walls".

  Homer Simpson : [Homer walks into the bedroom]  Bart -

  [Golem kicks Homer in the crotch] 

  Homer Simpson : Ooop!

  Bart Simpson : That's more like it.