The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XVII (2006)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Man in Intro, Snowball II, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Mayor Quimby, Krusty the Clown, Heckler #1, Groundskeeper Willie, Rabbi Krustofsky, Grampa Simpson, Barney Gumble, Radio Producer, Sideshow Mel, Kodos

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [During the panic over the suspected alien-invasion]  Burn everything!

  Lenny : Hey Homer, we haven't actually seen these aliens.

  Homer Simpson : That's alien talk!

  [shoots Lenny] 

• Homer Simpson : Must eat more fat people! Thank God I'm in America!

• Homer Simpson : Must eat... then poop... then eat some more... then eat while pooping.

• Bart Simpson : Dad, you're eating Dr. Phil.

  Homer Simpson : It's amazing; he tastes just like Jeffrey Tambor.

• Lisa Simpson : [the town just recovered from a "War of the Worlds" radio scare and Homer is too smart to fall for anything ever again]  Dad, a flying saucer just blew up that statue.

  Homer Simpson : Lisa, it's just a radio show!

• Kang : I don't know. I'm starting to think 'Operation Enduring Occupation' was a bad idea.

  Kodos : We had to invade. They were working on weapons of mass disintegration!

  Kang : Sure they were!

• Homer Simpson : If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!

• Homer Simpson : Son. Let me have a lick at you!

• Homer Simpson : Ooh, a space marshmallow!

• Homer Simpson : So, it's a war of the worlds

  [He looks out the window into the sky] 

  Homer Simpson : Good thing we have the sun on our side!

• Radio Broadcaster : Astronomers say the ominous capsules originated from Earth's closest neighbor.

  Homer Simpson : Flanders?

  Radio Broadcaster : Mars!

• Radio Broadcaster : We interrupt this dance music from Lamourian Roman Capital City's Fabulous Hotel Hitler to bring you a special bulletin.

  Homer Simpson : Hey, I'm not done dancing! This bulletin better swing!

• [three years after Kodos and Kang's alien armies have conqured the Earth, Kang arrives at Springfield's devestated city hall in an armed tri-pod] 

  Kodos : Colonel Kang, your report.

  Kang : Well, the Earthlings continue to resent our presence.

  [a large explosion nearby shakes the building] 

  Kang : You said that we'd be greeted as liberators!

  Kodos : Don't worry. We still have the people's hearts and minds.

  [Kodos holds up a human brain and heart] 

• Marge Simpson : Homer, you won't touch my stuffed peppers, but you'll eat our son?

  Homer Simpson : Oh, nag, nag, nag.

• Bart Simpson : [Golem kicks a hole in Bart's bedroom wall]  Can't you read my writing? I didn't say "Kick Homer's walls".

  Homer Simpson : [Homer walks into the bedroom]  Bart -

  [Golem kicks Homer in the crotch] 

  Homer Simpson : Ooop!

  Bart Simpson : That's more like it.