Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Longest Day (1996)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Randy Taylor

Quotes 

• Randy : [upset at the thought of having cancer]  Why does bad stuff always happen to me?

  Tim : Hey, don't worry. Bad stuff happens to me all the time.

  Randy : Yeah, but you cause it!

• [Tim finds Randy at the arcade] 

  Randy : A couple little things she didn't tell me neither, dad.

  Tim : What're you talking about?

  Randy : Like I might have cancer?

• Randy : Why don't they call it nothing instead of a goiter?

  Tim : Well, they're not exactly the same thing. I mean, you couldn't say "Tigers: eight; Yankees: goiter."