- [Spongebob is wearing pink underwear and Patrick is wearing yellow ones]
- Patrick: You know, these were white when I bought them.
- SpongeBob: Why don't you go home, Patrick? You can compete in the Laying-Under-A-Rock-All-Day Games.
- Patrick: Well, at least I don't polish my fingernails.
- SpongeBob: You take that back!
- [points at Patrick; a shine comes off the tip of his finger]
- Patrick: Fingernails! Fingernails! Fingernails!
- SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails!
- Patrick: I cannot believe what I'm hearing!
- SpongeBob: How can you hear it? You don't have ears, either!
- Patrick: You... you... Holes! Holes!
- SpongeBob: Conehead!
- Patrick: Yellow!
- SpongeBob: Pink!
- Customer: [after eating the Krabby Patty with Jellyfish Jelly] Amazing! I've got to tell someone about this!
- [singing]
- Customer: Hey, all you people / Hey, all you people / Hey, all you people, won't you listen to me? / I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich! / A sandwich filled with Jellyfish Jelly! / Hey man, you've got to try this sandwich / It's no ordinary sandwich / It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea!
- [scats]
- [after customer sings about the Krabby Patty with Jellyfish Jelly inside it]
- Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, who's playing Squidward's records again?
- [SpongeBob and Patrick are at a wrestling match on top of a giant hamburger, preparing for a fight]
- News Reporter: It's not over yet! With the score tied, we go to our final event! Bun wrestling. Who will take home the gold? Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?
- Mr. Krabs: [to SpongeBob, referring to Patrick] Don't forget, he called you yellow.
- [Spongebob picks up a metal chain and bites off and chews up the middle of it. He bares his teeth, revealing the metal chain to now be attached to them like braces]
- News Reporter: Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket?
- Plankton: [to Patrick, referring to SpongeBob] Don't forget, he called you pink!
- [a blue jellyfish just cut the power to SpongeBob's house]
- SpongeBob: I guess Gary forgot to pay the electric bill.
- Fred: [referring to a Krabby Patty with jelly on it] This is the greatest thing I've ever eaten! I'm going to come back here for lunch every day for the rest of my life!