SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

New Student Starfish/Clams (2002)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs

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Quotes 

• Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [a Jaws-like theme plays in the soundtrack]  SpongeBob, reel it in, quick! Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D-minor! Every sailor knows it means death!

• Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one-millionth dollar!

  Sandals : Great. What do I win?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Nothing. Now get out.

  Sandals : What?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Get out! Everybody get out! You're spoiling me moment!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [Mr. Krabs rubs his latest dollar all over his body while celebrating]  What's wrong with Mr. Krabs?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Nothing lad, do you know what this is?

  [shows them the dollar] 

  Squidward Tentacles : A very dirty dollar?

• Mr. Krabs : [after being given what is assumed to be his millionth dollar]  Wait a minute. This isn't me millionth dollar.

  [SpongeBob and Squidward look at each other in confusion] 

  Mr. Krabs : This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semigloss lipstick.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [applying the lipstick on]  Actually, it's Coral Blue Number...

  [Squidward bonks him on the head] 

• [SpongeBob and Squidward have just tried to escape Mr. Krabs' boat by jumping into a lifeboat, except Krabs himself is there] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : So you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking.

  [insane look on his face] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave the old man, he won't notice."

  [sobs] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you:

  [Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs hanging his line over the boat. SpongeBob and Squidward are attached to the line] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : live bait!

• Squidward Tentacles : A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Not a sandwich.

  [He dumps sandwiches overboard] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : *The* sandwich.

  Squidward Tentacles : Whatever. We've got plenty more to...

  [Mr. Krabs dumps the entire refrigerator overboard] 

  Squidward Tentacles : ... Eat.

• Squidward Tentacles : Where are we going? Bikini Bottom Palm Springs?

  [Squidward fantasizes being in a pool] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : No.

  Squidward Tentacles : Pamper Island?

  [Fantasizes being on a beach] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Try again.

  Squidward Tentacles : Oh, oh, oh! Bikini Bottom Folk Village?

  [Fantasizes wearing 18th century clothes and a powdered wig] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Better than that.

  Squidward Tentacles : [Everyone is on a cheap-looking boat]  Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for our hard work? Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon?