SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

New Student Starfish/Clams (2002)

Mary Jo Catlett: Mrs. Poppy Puff

Quotes 

• Mrs. Poppy Puff : What's going on here? Well?

  Patrick : SpongeBob and I were fighting.

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : [gasp]  Fighting? Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but, SpongeBob Squarepants, I here by sentence you and your friend... to detention!

  SpongeBob : [gasp]  Detention?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : May Neptune have mercy on your soul!

• SpongeBob : [while Mrs. Puff is writing the lesson]  Hey Patrick I just thought of something funnier than 24

  Patrick : Let me hear it.

  SpongeBob : Twenty Five.

  [the two of them start laughing like crazy which infuriates Mrs. Puff] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : That's Enough!

  [to Patrick angrily] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Young man this is your first day so I'm going to let you off with a warning.

  [to SpongeBob] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : As for you SpongeBob I expect more from a good noodle. Pay Attention!

  SpongeBob : Sorry Mrs. Puff.

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Now then turning when you are turning it is important for the driver to signal at least..

  [Patrick gives SpongeBob an envelope to which he opens and inside Patrick drew a bad picture of Mrs. Puff describing her as a "Big Fat Meany"] 

  SpongeBob : [scoffs]  Big Fat Meany

  [disgusted] 

  SpongeBob : Patrick you can't do that she's the teacher!

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : What about the teacher?

  [takes the drawing away from SpongeBob and looks at it then becomes very furious thinking SpongeBob drew it and she turns in the picture] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : As if I really look like this!

  [takes the picture and puts it in a drawer along with many other bad pictures] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : SpongeBob I believe you know what the punishment is for two classroom disruptions!

  [pulls out a small shovel] 

  SpongeBob : [realizing he is going to have one of his gold stars removed]  Ahhh No!

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : I'm sorry SpongeBob, but if one wishes to be a good noodle. One must first behave like a good noodle.

  SpongeBob : [sobbing]  I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle!

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : You can get this star back when you've earned it.

  SpongeBob : [sobbing]  Ohhh Noooo!

  [starts throwing a fit as we see the star getting slowly removed] 

  SpongeBob : No no no no no no no no!

  [Mrs. Puff finally removes the star and SpongeBob faints] 

  Patrick : Mrs. Puff is it nap time?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : [walks straight up to him]  SpongeBob I have had enough of your disruptive behavior! Now collect you items and move to the designated seat in the back of the classroom!

  SpongeBob : The back! But why?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Because the Big Fat Meany said so. NOW GO!

  SpongeBob : [angrily to Patrick]  Thanks a lot Patrick.

  Patrick : No problem Buddy.