SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

New Student Starfish/Clams (2002)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Roger

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Quotes 

• Patrick : 24.

  [SpongeBob and Patrick giggle] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [giggling]  Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24.

  Patrick : Let me hear it.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : 25.

  [both burst out laughing] 

• Patrick : Where is everybody?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know. Home, probably. Class doesn't start until nine.

  Patrick : [Looks at watch]  6:20? But I thought you said you were late.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Late for being early.

  Patrick : Hey! When did I start wearing a watch?

• Mrs. Poppy Puff : What's going on here? Well?

  Patrick : SpongeBob and I were fighting.

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : [gasp]  Fighting? Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but, SpongeBob Squarepants, I here by sentence you and your friend... to detention!

  SpongeBob : [gasp]  Detention?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : May Neptune have mercy on your soul!

• Patrick : [he has been sent to get Rodger a new light bulb]  Light bulb!

  [he looks at the pile of light bulbs then looks up at the light bulb screwed in and going at the top of the pile of light bulbs] 

  Patrick : But why does it have to be so far away?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Behold, Patrick, the hallway of learning. And here's the fountain of learning. And these are the lockers of learning.

  Patrick : And these are the stairs of learning, right?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No, they're just the stairs. *These* are the stairs of learning.

• Patrick : Hi, SpongeBob. Wanna go jellyfishing?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have school today.

  Patrick : But what am I supposed to do all day while you're gone?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know. What do you usually do all day?

  Patrick : [crying]  Wait for you to get back.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I hate you, Patrick.

  Patrick : I hate you more.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I hate you no matter what.

  Patrick : I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'd hate you even if that made sense.

  Patrick : I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : The ligthbulb! Without its warmth Roger will die!

  Patrick : Roger! Without him the lightbulb will have nothing to warm!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [the lightbulb flies through the air]  The lightbulb! Without its warmth Roger will die!

  Patrick : [Roger's egg flies through the air]  Roger! Without him the lightbulb will have nothing to warm!

• SpongeBob : In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle to Bad Egg! It's all Stupid Patrick's fault. I hate you, Patrick.

  Patrick : I hate you more.

  SpongeBob : I'd hate you no matter what!

  Patrick : Yeah? Well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you!

  SpongeBob : I'd hate you even if that made sense!

  Patrick : I'd hate you even if you were me! That's how much I hate you!

  SpongeBob : I'd hate you, even if, uhh... Um, I'd hate you even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out!

  [Suddenly, Roger's lightbulb stops working] 

  SpongeBob : Huh?

  [Both begin to shiver in fright as they try to ignore each other but get more and more worried as they see Roger start to freeze; SpongeBob begins to cry] 

  SpongeBob : I'm sorry I called you a stupid star!

  Patrick : [also crying]  I'm sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class and got your Good Noodle Star removed and shot the spitballs...

  SpongeBob : I'm sorry your apology is so long!

  Patrick : Me too! Let's save Roger!

• SpongeBob : [while Mrs. Puff is writing the lesson]  Hey Patrick I just thought of something funnier than 24

  Patrick : Let me hear it.

  SpongeBob : Twenty Five.

  [the two of them start laughing like crazy which infuriates Mrs. Puff] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : That's Enough!

  [to Patrick angrily] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Young man this is your first day so I'm going to let you off with a warning.

  [to SpongeBob] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : As for you SpongeBob I expect more from a good noodle. Pay Attention!

  SpongeBob : Sorry Mrs. Puff.

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Now then turning when you are turning it is important for the driver to signal at least..

  [Patrick gives SpongeBob an envelope to which he opens and inside Patrick drew a bad picture of Mrs. Puff describing her as a "Big Fat Meany"] 

  SpongeBob : [scoffs]  Big Fat Meany

  [disgusted] 

  SpongeBob : Patrick you can't do that she's the teacher!

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : What about the teacher?

  [takes the drawing away from SpongeBob and looks at it then becomes very furious thinking SpongeBob drew it and she turns in the picture] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : As if I really look like this!

  [takes the picture and puts it in a drawer along with many other bad pictures] 

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : SpongeBob I believe you know what the punishment is for two classroom disruptions!

  [pulls out a small shovel] 

  SpongeBob : [realizing he is going to have one of his gold stars removed]  Ahhh No!

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : I'm sorry SpongeBob, but if one wishes to be a good noodle. One must first behave like a good noodle.

  SpongeBob : [sobbing]  I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle!

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : You can get this star back when you've earned it.

  SpongeBob : [sobbing]  Ohhh Noooo!

  [starts throwing a fit as we see the star getting slowly removed] 

  SpongeBob : No no no no no no no no!

  [Mrs. Puff finally removes the star and SpongeBob faints] 

  Patrick : Mrs. Puff is it nap time?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : [walks straight up to him]  SpongeBob I have had enough of your disruptive behavior! Now collect you items and move to the designated seat in the back of the classroom!

  SpongeBob : The back! But why?

  Mrs. Poppy Puff : Because the Big Fat Meany said so. NOW GO!

  SpongeBob : [angrily to Patrick]  Thanks a lot Patrick.

  Patrick : No problem Buddy.