SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Selling Out/Funny Pants (2005)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Howard Blandy, Museum Tape, Narrator

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [Watching a machine making Krabby Patties]  Where's the love?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Time to go to work, Squidward. Another day, another dollar.

  Squidward Tentacles : More like another nickel.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [Cracks up laughing]  Good one, Squidward!

  [Laughs all the way to work] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Another day, another nickel.

  [Laughs] 

  Squidward Tentacles : It's not that funny!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It's funny 'cause it's true.

• Sandy Cheeks : It's easy if you approach it scientifically. Now, what is laughter?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : The thing that used to give my life meaning and purpose, but now mocks me with its cruel indifference.

  Sandy Cheeks : But technically, it's caused by your epiglottis obstructing your larynx, causing irregular air intake and respiratory upset.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Sounds painful.

  Sandy Cheeks : Science makes anything sound painful, SpongeBob.

• Howard Blandy : Mr. Krabs, is there a problem here?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : You better believe there's a problem! I used to kiss the ground you walked on, Blandy, but after seeing this, I wouldn't even *spit* in your direction!