SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Great Snail Race/Mid-Life Crustacean (2003)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hello, Mr. Krabs. Are you ready to party?

  Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Patrick?

  Patrick Star : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?

  Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay?

  Patrick Star : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?

  Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to par...

  Pearl Krabs : Stop it! Stop it, dad! You're embarrassing me!

• Mr. Krabs : Pearl, do you think I'm old?

  Pearl Krabs : Well, of course I do. But that's okay. Daddies are supposed to be old.

  Mr. Krabs : But I'm still cool, right? Your old man is cool?

  Pearl Krabs : See, no one says "cool" anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say "coral", as in "That nose job is so coral."

  Mr. Krabs : Coral, eh?

  Pearl Krabs : Eww! When you say it, it sounds so uncoral.

  Mr. Krabs : What if I said it with a different inflection? Cor-ral.

  Pearl Krabs : Don't you have to go to work or something, dad?

  Mr. Krabs : Oop, you're right! Have a coral day, honey.

  Pearl Krabs : [On cell phone]  Jenny? It's Pearl. Coral is definitely out.

• Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob, I like looking at delicates as much as the next guy, but I thought we were gonna see more of the nightlife. You know, something that'll give me that wild and crazy feeling, if you know what I mean.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I know what you mean, Mr. Krabs. This is just stop numero uno of our night of debauchery!

  Patrick Star : Debauchery!

  Mr. Krabs : Debauchery!

  [Cut to Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick picking up trash at a highway pass] 

  Mr. Krabs : Debauchery? I've never thought of picking up trash on a highway overpass as wild, but if it's what the kids are into...

• Mr. Krabs : You guys wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the aft end!

  [leaves Bunny Buns] 

  Mr. Krabs : I'm going home! You guys ain't cool. You're lame!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [appalled]  "Lame?"

  Mr. Krabs : LAME! You're nerds! Geeks! Creeps! And babies!

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Not "babies!"

  [both Spongebob and Patrick suck their thumbs] 

  Mr. Krabs : I may be old, but even an old bag of shells like me knows that you haven't suggested one cool thing all night! So good night to ya!

• Momma Krabs : Eugene, lights out!

  Mr. Krabs : Yes, mommy.

• Mr. Krabs : Hey, boys! Hanging out?

  Patrick Star : [letting his belly hang out]  Yes.

• Mr. Krabs : So you want to know if I can feel it?

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah!

  Mr. Krabs : Do you really want to know if I can feel it?

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah, yeah!

  Mr. Krabs : Because I can feel it. Do you want to know what I'm feeling?

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yes!

  Mr. Krabs : [becaomes very angry he explodes]  I'M FEELING LIKE A TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!