SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Great Snail Race/Mid-Life Crustacean (2003)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Mayor, DJ, Jake

Quotes 

• [Squidward's purebred snail, Snellie, lost the snail race to Patrick's pet rock, Rocky] 

  Patrick Star : [holding up the trophy he won]  Don't worry, Squidward, I know how much you wanted to win, so I had the trophy engraved to you.

  Squidward Tentacles : Gosh, Patrick, thanks.

  [reads the engraving] 

  Squidward Tentacles : "The 1st Place Snail Racing Cup Presented to Squidward..."

  [he notices that his last name has been misspelled as...] 

  Squidward Tentacles : "... *Tortellini*"? Will I ever win?

  [He good-naturedly laughs it off along with SpongeBob and Patrick]