SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
The Great Snail Race/Mid-Life Crustacean (2003)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Gary, Old Fish #2, Scout
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Hello, Mr. Krabs. Are you ready to party?
Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Patrick?
Patrick Star : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to par-tay! Are you ready to par-tay?
Patrick Star : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready to party! Are you ready to party, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs : I'm ready to par...
Pearl Krabs : Stop it! Stop it, dad! You're embarrassing me!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [to Gary] Looks like training is gonna start early, ladies. I called you a lady to humiliate and demean you. It's a motivational tool we coaches use.
[Elsewhere in Bikini Bottom]
Sandy Cheeks : Hmm. I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.
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Patrick Star : [Holds a rock] Hey, SpongeBob. Check out my new snail.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, your snail is a rock.
Patrick Star : Yeah, thanks, I know. He's got nerves of steel.
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[Gary collapses from exhaustion at the Snail Race]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh Gary, I'm sorry! Why didn't you just say I was pushing you too hard?
Gary : Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You did? Oh Gary! Why didn't you tell me I wasn't listening?
Gary : Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants : You did?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward's last name is Tentacles?
Patrick Star : Poor guy.
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Referee fish : Are you guys ready?
Patrick Star : Ah! A burglar!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Patrick, that's the official.
Patrick Star : Oh.
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Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob, I like looking at delicates as much as the next guy, but I thought we were gonna see more of the nightlife. You know, something that'll give me that wild and crazy feeling, if you know what I mean.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I know what you mean, Mr. Krabs. This is just stop numero uno of our night of debauchery!
Patrick Star : Debauchery!
Mr. Krabs : Debauchery!
[Cut to Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick picking up trash at a highway pass]
Mr. Krabs : Debauchery? I've never thought of picking up trash on a highway overpass as wild, but if it's what the kids are into...
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Are you ready to go crazy?
Patrick Star : I'm already hearing voices!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Good morning, world! I'm ready!
[Camera pans away from SpongeBob]
SpongeBob SquarePants : World?
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Mr. Krabs : You guys wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the aft end!
[leaves Bunny Buns]
Mr. Krabs : I'm going home! You guys ain't cool. You're lame!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [appalled] "Lame?"
Mr. Krabs : LAME! You're nerds! Geeks! Creeps! And babies!
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Not "babies!"
[both Spongebob and Patrick suck their thumbs]
Mr. Krabs : I may be old, but even an old bag of shells like me knows that you haven't suggested one cool thing all night! So good night to ya!
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SpongeBob : [Opens a can of Strongman Powder; as he pours into a blender] Kelp powder for muscle mass.
SpongeBob : [Shows Gary; before dropping into a mixture] Raw eggs, 'cause were cliché.
SpongeBob : [as he pours out a box of those pieces in 4, 5, 5, 2; 16 in total] ... And nails for toughness.
[SpongeBob drops 9 pieces of nails into a mixture, puts on a top and blends the mixture into a drink on a blender]
Gary : Meow?
SpongeBob : Of course, I expect you to eat this.
[Gary eyes widens]
SpongeBob : [pours his drink into a cup for Gary] It's scientifically designed to help you win tomorrow. Gary?
[Gary lefts the kitchen to watch a comedy show on a living room TV]
SpongeBob : [stops his pocket watch as the music ends] Wow. Pretty good time.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [SpongeBob and Mr Krabs are on coin-operated kiddie rides at the Barg 'N Mart] Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Patrick Star : I'm feeling it, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick, that's not a ride.
Fish #41 : [Patrick is riding on some guy's shoulders while the guy is pushing his shopping cart] Get off of me!
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Mr. Krabs : So you want to know if I can feel it?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah!
Mr. Krabs : Do you really want to know if I can feel it?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yeah, yeah!
Mr. Krabs : Because I can feel it. Do you want to know what I'm feeling?
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Yes!
Mr. Krabs : [becaomes very angry he explodes] I'M FEELING LIKE A TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!
