SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Snowball Effect/One Krab's Trash (2002)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Narrator, Jellyfish, Mad Fish, Skater Fish, Fish #1

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Quotes 

• Mr. Krabs : [draws a ghost on a piece of paper and attaches it to a fishing pole]  This'll scare him.

  [dangles it through the window of a sleeping SpongeBob, moaning like a ghost. SpongeBob wakes up] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list!

  [He screams] 

  Mr. Krabs : [looks at the paper which reads "milk, eggs, bread"]  I'm not a shopping list

  [turns it over] 

  Mr. Krabs : I'm a ghost!

  [SpongeBob squeals with fright] 

  Mr. Krabs : Now listen, SpongeBob!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : How do you know my name? Who are you?

  Mr. Krabs : I am the ghost of soda drink hats!

  [He draws a picture of the soda drink hat he gave SpongeBob and hangs it in front of the window] 

  Mr. Krabs : I'm here to tell you that that soda drinking hat you possess is cursed!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Cursed?

  Mr. Krabs : Yes; it belongs to some guy who's dead now.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : What guy?

  [Mr. Krabs is flabbergasted by this; he hadn't anticipated that SpongeBob would asked for exact details] 

  Mr. Krabs : Uh... Smitty something.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Smitty what?

  Mr. Krabs : Uh, Smitty... Werben... Jaegerman... Jenson.

• Mr. Krabs : [Attempting to convince SpongeBob to give him a hat]  I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Am I a pretty girl?

  Mr. Krabs : Well... yes, you're... you're beautiful.

  [Mailman passing by stares at Mr. Krabs in disgust] 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [arrives at Mr. Krabs' yard sale with Patrick]  Hi Mr. Krabs

  Patrick : What are you doing?

  Mr. Krabs : I'm having an antique sale, have a look around

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [picks up a toilet plunger]  Hey Patrick look at this thing, pretty cool huh?

  Patrick : That looks Ike the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday

  Mr. Krabs : [takes it from SpongeBob]  That ain't no toilet plunger, this here's an antique! It's um... uh

  [turns the rubber part inside out] 

  Mr. Krabs : a 17th century soup ladle, see?

  Patrick : Man was I using mine wrong!

• Mr. Krabs : I've checked every headstone in this cemetery and there's no Smitty Wabbablahblah in here. Think, Mr. Krabs. Maybe something SpongeBob said will give you some type of clue.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [in a thought balloon]  Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

  Mr. Krabs : No not that!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [in another thought balloon]  You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

  Mr. Krabs : No, no, no!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It was his hat, Mr. Krabs, he was number one!

  Mr. Krabs : [punches the thought balloon]  Ah barnacles!, I'll never find...

  [notices a tombstone with a number 1 that reads Smitty Weber Man Jensen] 

  Mr. Krabs : The grave!, am I really going to defile this grave for money?

  [thinks for a moment] 

  Mr. Krabs : Of course I am!

  [starts digging away]