SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Sponge Who Could Fly (2003)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Gary, Grandpa, Fish #86, Fish #1, Patchy

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Quotes 

• Patchy the Pirate : That's it? That's the lost episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!

  Potty : What a rip.

  Patchy the Pirate : [Growls as his face turns red and steam blows from his ears]  SPONGEBOB BETRAYED US!

• Old Man Jenkins : I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines.

• Narrator : Now, get lost, I mean bye. No really, get lost.

• Patchy the Pirate : I can't believe I lost the lost episode. I've never lost anything in my life!

  Potty : What about your leg?

  Patchy the Pirate : Well, the leg...

  Potty : And the eye.

  Patchy the Pirate : And the eye...

  Potty : And your hand!

  Patchy the Pirate : And my... oh, stop it!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [singing]  Inflatable pants/You may as well skip!

• SpongeBob : [clears throat, then sings]  I wish I could join you there in the air / Floating free, without a care / I wish I could fly, and see things with a different eye / If I could fly, so very high, and touch the sky / And never have to ask why it is, that I can't fly /

  [Falls to the ground] 

• Narrator : [Opening lines; over footage of Nickelodeon Studios]  Last week, a never-before-seen episode of SpongeBob SquarePants was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios.

  Narrator : [a large crowd of excited people is shown]  Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch...

  [the title appears on screen] 

  Narrator : the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode!

  [an aerial shot of the town of Encino appears] 

  Narrator : Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate!

  Narrator : [the title appears on screen]  the SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Episode!

  Narrator : [an aerial shot of the town of Encino appears]  Now, to present the Lost Episode, from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate!

• Narrator : [over the short montage title card]  Remembering SpongeBob.

• Narrator : [Closing lines; as we zoom out from Patchy's house]  Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess the lost episode will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, SpongeBob will live on in our hearts and in our minds.

  [a SpongeBob constellation appears over Patchy's house] 

  Narrator : Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.

• Patchy the Pirate : [the episode just ended]  Wow wasn't that great kids?

  Potty : Let's watch it again.

  Patchy the Pirate : That's a good idea Potty. What where's the remote? Where's the remote?

  [stands up] 

  Patchy the Pirate : I've lost my remote you know they should make them easy to

  [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on his head causing him to faint] 

  Patchy the Pirate : [Picks up the brick and sees the remote is attached to it]  My remote

  [goes to the window] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Thanks stranger.

  Mrs. Johnson : Don't mention it Patchy.

  [takes off in her jetpack wheelchair] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Alright now which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind?

  [hits a button and it turns to a channel with a clown juggling] 

  Patchy the Pirate : No that's not it.

  [hits another button and turns to the weather channel] 

  Newscaster : As for Encino.

  Patchy the Pirate : No wrong again

  [hits another button shows a western film, hits another button shows a football game, hits another button and shows a flower the starts rapidly hitting buttons on the remote] 

  Potty : Let me do it.

  [grabs the remote] 

  Patchy the Pirate : No get away.

  [Potty hits a button and everything goes dark] 

  Patchy the Pirate : That's the light switch!

  [hits a button and the lights turn on] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Give me that.

  [hits a button and a mariachi band appears in front of the fireplace and start playing a festive song] 

  Potty : That's the mariachi band button.

  Patchy the Pirate : [annoyed]  I hate Technology!

  [the camera pans over in each one of the mariachi band players playing away then cuts back to Patchy still hitting buttons on the remote and getting increasingly frustrated] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Come on rewind darn you!

  [the VCR malfunctions and starts spitting the tape out] 

  Potty : Failure Ahoy!

  Patchy the Pirate : [runs over to the VCR]  No Stop! Stop!

  [grabs the film and tries putting it back in but gets the tape tangled] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Go back you infernal machine! Ahhhh!

  [falls overs and is incased in the tape] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Oh No! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!

  Potty : Lost forever.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [angry from everyone laughing at him]  Go ahead, laugh all you want but I want to let you know that it's a sad day in Bikini Bottom when I guy is ridiculed for having dreams!

  [everyone stops laughing] 

  Fat Mom : You think you're the only one that has dreams?

  Fish #92 : My dream was to become a world famous concert pianist. Until I realized I have no fingers.

  Fish #86 : We all had dreams.

  Mom : [a jealous fish becomes mad at SpongeBob and makes everyone angry]  What makes you so special? Get Him!

  [the crowd forms an angry mob and chases SpongeBob over a cliff] 

  Fish #376 : [yelling at SpongeBob as he falls down the cliff]  GOOD RIDDANCE DREAMER!

• Patchy the Pirate : [throws a meltdown and starts knocking pictures off the wall]  Ahhh I'm sorry I started this stupid fan club in the first place.

  [runs into his room and begins throwing SpongeBob merchandise all over the place] 

  Patchy the Pirate : I'm going to get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it!

  [reaches down his pants and rips off his SpongeBob boxers] 

  Patchy the Pirate : All of it! I'm going to run away that's what I'll do run away!

  [runs out the door sobbing] 

  Potty : Shesh what a hothead.

  TV Announcer : [the TV shows a new screen with the text "SpongeBob SquarePants Episode 118 The Real Lost Episode" starting in 22 seconds and is counting down]  And now the real lost episode.

  Potty : Patchy come back there's more.

  Patchy the Pirate : There is?

  [his meltdown goes in reverse as he returns to his chair] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Hooray! Let's watch.

  [the episode starts]