Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Substitute (1996)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [watching the video for 'Break Up Your Band' by Chavez] 

  Butt-head : Y'know, it's like, this video's cool. It's got something for everyone. Y'know, like, whatever you're into, like if you're into a dude wiggling his butt around, they've got that.

  Beavis : No thanks.

  Butt-head : If you're into lions, they've got that.

  Beavis : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if you're into horrible music, they have that, too. Yeah, something for everybody.

  Butt-head : Everybody sucks!

  Beavis : Yeah. Everybody is stupid.

• Substitute Teacher : So what's your name?

  Butt-head : Joe

  Substitute Teacher : Joe What?

  Butt-head : Joe Mama

  Substitute Teacher : That's funny!, How about you? What's your name?

  Beavis : Umm... Jack... Jack Mama.

  Substitute Teacher : Well you can't blame someone for trying.