- [watching the video for 'Break Up Your Band' by Chavez]
- Butt-head: Y'know, it's like, this video's cool. It's got something for everyone. Y'know, like, whatever you're into, like if you're into a dude wiggling his butt around, they've got that.
- Beavis: No thanks.
- Butt-head: If you're into lions, they've got that.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if you're into horrible music, they have that, too. Yeah, something for everybody.
- Butt-head: Everybody sucks!
- Beavis: Yeah. Everybody is stupid.