- Mike's Roommate: Let's just say Mike's a big fan of Sex and the City.
- Sean Garrity: Oh, me too. It's a great show! You know what i never understood? Why we never got to see Sarah Jessica Parker's tits. Cynthia Nixon, sure. Kim Catrall, why not? Never Sarah Jessica Parker's.
- Kenny Lou: I'd hit that.
- Tommy Gavin: You would?
- Kenny Lou: In a heartbeat. Wait, who are we talking about again?
- Tommy Gavin: Heather Mills McCartney, ex-wife of former Beatle Paul.
- Franco Rivera: I'd do her.
- Tommy Gavin: Really?
- Franco Rivera: Oh yeah man.
- Tommy Gavin: Even though she's only got the one leg?
- Franco Rivera: Tommy, it's a bonus man.
- Tommy Gavin: How is it a bonus?
- Franco Rivera: Well it gives you an extra sexual position to enjoy for one, that being her laying on her side, the side with the leg, you straddle said leg and do her sideways without having to worry about the extra pesky leg getting in the way.
- Tommy Gavin: What about the stump?
- Franco Rivera: I didn't think about that. Pass.