Josh Wise: Pat Brody

Quotes 

• Pat Brody : Actually, Joel is asking Holly Kent to go to the dance with him!

  Isabelle Meyers : Joel...

  Joel Larsen : "Joel..." what?

  Isabelle Meyers : You want the truth?

  Joel Larsen : YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

  [Pat and Isabelle looks freaked] 

  Joel Larsen : God, I hate it when my best roles haven't even happened yet.

• Joel Larsen : God, I only have five minutes left!

  Pat Brody : Joel, my boy, you do this now, or you regret it for the next twenty years!

  Joel Larsen : You're right. After all, you only live twice.

• Joel Larsen : For 20 years, I dreamed of this night, ending it with Holly and me holding hands, walking out in the moonlight, and a soft kiss good night.

  Pat Brody : Well, I'll take the walk. I'll... I'll even hold your hand. But I don't kiss on the first date.

• Pat Brody : Come on, I wanna show you something.

  [Joel and Pat walk in to the dancefloor again, seeing Bill and Karen dancing] 

  Pat Brody : See? You're not a failure.

• [last lines] 

  Isabelle Meyers : Where have you two been? I want a picture with my boys.

  [going arm in arm with them] 

  Joel Larsen : I forgot to mention, you look amazing tonight.

  Isabelle Meyers : Well, thank you, Joel Larsen.

  [they walk up to the scene where the photos are taken] 

  Pat Brody : NO! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

  [removes the tux and takes the photo in his Steve Wagner outfit]