Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh (1994)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Bradley Buzzcut

Quotes 

• Dr. Floss : How about your parents? Your mother, for instance. How do you feel about your mother?

  Beavis : Um, like this...

  [gesturing the shape of his mother's body] 

  Beavis : Yeah. Heh-heh. Kinda like this...

  [continuing to gesture] 

  Butt-head : That's not how *I* feel your mother.

  Beavis : [slaps Butt-head]  Shut up, fartknocker!

• [Butt-Head chokes Beavis with a grape lollipop in his hand] 

  Beavis : Come on, Butt-head. I always get the grape.

  Butt-head : It's not gonna taste like grape when it's up your butt!

• Dr. Floss : Now, tell me what you both see in these pictures here.

  [Shows them ink blots] 

  Butt-head : Uuuh... it's like this... dude, and he's... uh... uno, auditioning his finger puppets.

  Beavis : Yeah, he's shining his helmet, heh heh.

  Dr. Floss : Hmmm, I see. O.k., and this one?

  Butt-head : Whoa, he's really correling the tad-poles!

  Beavis : Yeah, heh heh, he's really peelin some chilis!

  Dr. Floss : ...and this one?

  [shows a picture of a whole mass of ink] 

  Butt-head : Whoa, leave a little for next time dude!

  Beavis : Yeah, heh heh, he's like... really having a tug-a-war with Cyclops!

  Butt-head : Paper, or plastic, sir?

  Dr. Floss : And how about... this one?

  [Shows an autographed picture of Julio] 

  Butt-head : Uhhh, that's just a bunch of weird shapes.

• Dr. Floss : Now, let's go back to... let's say your child-hood. Can you tell me one of your earliest memories?

  Butt-head : Uhhh... oh yeah, I like... woke up, and uhh... took a wizz...

  Dr. Floss : Mhmm, I see.

  Butt-head : But, only I had to like... stand far back from the toilet.

  Dr. Floss : I see, now tell me about your man-hood.

  Butt-head : I just did.