- Dr. Floss: How about your parents? Your mother, for instance. How do you feel about your mother?
- Beavis: Um, like this...
- [gesturing the shape of his mother's body]
- Beavis: Yeah. Heh-heh. Kinda like this...
- [continuing to gesture]
- Butt-head: That's not how *I* feel your mother.
- Beavis: [slaps Butt-head] Shut up, fartknocker!
- Dr. Floss: Now, tell me what you both see in these pictures here.
- [Shows them ink blots]
- Butt-head: Uuuh... it's like this... dude, and he's... uh... uno, auditioning his finger puppets.
- Beavis: Yeah, he's shining his helmet, heh heh.
- Dr. Floss: Hmmm, I see. O.k., and this one?
- Butt-head: Whoa, he's really correling the tad-poles!
- Beavis: Yeah, heh heh, he's really peelin some chilis!
- Dr. Floss: ...and this one?
- [shows a picture of a whole mass of ink]
- Butt-head: Whoa, leave a little for next time dude!
- Beavis: Yeah, heh heh, he's like... really having a tug-a-war with Cyclops!
- Butt-head: Paper, or plastic, sir?
- Dr. Floss: And how about... this one?
- [Shows an autographed picture of Julio]
- Butt-head: Uhhh, that's just a bunch of weird shapes.
- Dr. Floss: Now, let's go back to... let's say your child-hood. Can you tell me one of your earliest memories?
- Butt-head: Uhhh... oh yeah, I like... woke up, and uhh... took a wizz...
- Dr. Floss: Mhmm, I see.
- Butt-head: But, only I had to like... stand far back from the toilet.
- Dr. Floss: I see, now tell me about your man-hood.
- Butt-head: I just did.