Rugrats (TV Series)

Tommy's First Birthday (1991)

Melanie Chartoff: Didi Pickles, Minka Kropotkin

Quotes 

• Boris : [Boris tried the birthday cake, and is disgusted that it's carrot cake, and not the traditional chocolate cake] 

  Boris : Vhat kind of cake is vis? It should have been chocolate! In ve old country, ve never had carrot cake at a birvday party!

  Minka : Vis isn't ve old country, or haven't you noticed, Mr. Chocolate Cake?

  Boris : For your information, chocolate cake is international!

  Minka : Suddenly he's "Mr. International!"

• Stu Pickles : [Gets food splatted on his suit after trying to feed Tommy with a spoon shaped like a space shuttle]  Oh no, my favorite shirt.

  Didi Pickles : Oh dear.

  Stu Pickles : I paid $75.00 for this shirt.

  Grandpa Lou Pickles : Oh, for the love of Betsy, it's just a shirt.

• Didi Pickles : Let's see, this one's from Drew.

  [It's a truck] 

  Stu Pickles : [Jokingly]  Gee, Drew, you think this will stimulate a small kid's imagination? I mean, what does it do? Heh, for the batteries.

  Stu Pickles : [Phil and Lil fight over the truck but Angelica takes it]  Hey Tommy, here's a present from your old dad. Watch this, Drew.

  [Opens the gift and it's the Hovorama, a spaceship he invented and everyone is shocked] 

  Boris : What is that thing?

  Stu Pickles : This is the Hovorama.

  Grandpa Lou Pickles : Stu, are you off your nuts? Tommy's not old enough for that gizmo.

  Stu Pickles : Anyone could work this thing, Pop. Here, let me show ya.

  [Tries to turn it on with the remote control but it has no batteries, everyone stares] 

  Stu Pickles : Oh, I guess I forgot the batteries.

• Didi Pickles : I'm not gonna live up to those mothers on TV.

  Betty DeVille : C'mon, Deed, TV's TV; we're *real*.