- Da Samurai: Aint's no bout adout that. Don't call me bad, call me: badder. I'm da Samurai dud who invented rude.
- Da Samurai: [pulls out his sword] And this here is my mama. Don't you talkin' bad about my momma. Or she'll give you a whoopin' aint that right, Mama? Hm-hm, hm-hm, that's right, baby. Cause... I... am... Da Samurai!