- Megan Parker: Between school, oboe pracrice, gymnastics, and collecting antique sponges, I barely have time to breathe.
- Drake Parker: Well, feel free to stop breathing anytime.
- [Megan walks into the boys' room]
- Josh Nichols: You know, you could knock.
- Megan Parker: Yeah. And you COULD have a normal-sized head, but you don't, do you?
- Drake Parker: [to Josh] You don't.
- Josh Nichols: Yeah, well, nothin' says "Happy Anniversary" like two salamis and a shovel.
- Drake Parker: That's what I'M sayin'.
- Josh Nichols: [having made their first submission video] I still think one of us needs to cry.
- Drake Parker: All right, I'll pinch you in the kidney, we'll do it again.