- Airport Announcer: Mr. Maniac, Mr. Klepto Maniac, please put back the white courtesy phone.
- Airport Announcer: Mr. Fourapples, Mr. Bob Fourapples, please return to the ticket counter.
- Flight Attendant: Flight 1313 to Las Vegas is now boarding. Will all one-legged weasels born on the right side of a watermelon please board.