Comedy Central Presents (TV Series)
Jeff Dunham (2003)
Jeff Dunham: Self, Melvin the Superhero Guy, Peanut, José Jalapeño on a Stick, Walter
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Quotes
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Walter : I hate this frickin' job!
Jeff Dunham : Why's that?
Walter : [referring to Peanut] Making me go after that purple idiot! He's like a Muppet on crack.
[referring to José Jalapeño]
Walter : Him and that Filipino on a stick.
Jeff Dunham : Actually, he's a *jalapeño*! He's a jalapeño!
Walter : Filipino, jalapeño, just put him on a stick and get him the hell out!
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Jeff Dunham : Where did you get the suit?
Melvin the Superhero Guy : Online auction.
[audience laughs]
Melvin the Superhero Guy : Shut up! I defeated the highest bidder!
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Jeff Dunham : Are you ready?
José Jalapeño : I'm ready, señor.
Peanut : Now most people don't know but tell them what you are.
José Jalapeño : I'm the jalapeño on a stick!
Jeff Dunham : What's your name?
José Jalapeño : My name José.
Peanut : José what?
José Jalapeño : José Jalapeño.
Jeff Dunham : Oh.
José Jalapeño : On a Stick!
Peanut : And you're Mexican?
José Jalapeño : No, señor. Mexicans are from Mexico. I'm Puerto Rican.
Jeff Dunham : Oh.
José Jalapeño : I'm from New York City.
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Jeff Dunham : Look, Peanut, you're just going to have to be nicer to José.
Peanut : Okay, José, ¿Como esta usted?
José Jalapeño : ¡Muy bien!
Peanut : ¿Poner a tú hablé?
José Jalapeño : Oh, sí, ¡Bueno!
Jeff Dunham : Peanut, what are you doing?
Peanut : I'm speaking to José in his native tongue?
Jeff Dunham : Could you not do that?
Peanut : Why not?
Jeff Dunham : Well, it makes me feel... left out.
Peanut : Huh?
Jeff Dunham : Well, I don't speak Spanish.
[both Peanut and José look at Jeff]
José Jalapeño : You are a sick person, Señor.
Peanut : You're a sick guy!
José Jalapeño : On a stick!