Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

That's What You Get, Folks, for Makin' Whoopee (2006)

Keiko Agena: Lane Van Gerbig

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• Rory : [Rory finds Lane laying against her bed, still recovering from her Mexican honeymoonn fiasco]  Lane? Are you okay? Did the doctor say you have a parasite?

  Lane : In a manner of speaking.

  [sighs] 

  Lane : I'm pregnant.

  Rory : You only did it one time, and - wow! - a baby!

  Lane : That's what ya get, folks, for makin' whoopee!

• Lane : I wonder if Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow.

  Rory : Yeah, that would be a perfect playdate.

  Lane : Yeah, when it's nap time, they would be totally set.

  Rory : And then they could invite Gwyneth's Apple over afterward for a little snack.

  Lane : And Banjo, Rachel Griffiths' baby could play for them.

  Rory : And then they could all jump in Mia Farrow's Satchel and make fun of what's-his-face?

  Lane : Oh, Pilot Inspektor Lee.

  Rory : Yeah.