- Peg Riley: You've been mixed up since I met you, dear.
- Chester A. Riley: Then why did you marry me?
- Peg Riley: Because I love you.
- Chester A. Riley: That's no excuse!
- Chester A. Riley: [to Peg] You're the one who said two of us could live as cheap as one.
- Babs Riley: There are four of us now.
- Chester A. Riley: That's right, blame me for everything!
- Babs Riley: I could go live with Corinne Baker.
- Junior Riley: I could quit school and get a job.
- Chester A. Riley: You two are staying right here! You're the only things we own outright.
- Chester A. Riley: Don't bother me. I'm reading the stock markets.
- Junior Riley: What's Li'l Abner doin'?